If you have Kids....Beware!!!

Want a good laugh? Here's a great one!

WARNING: If you have children, this could happen to you!!! BEWARE!!!

A Mom was passing by her son's bedroom and was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to Mom.
With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.

Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion. Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that
we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't
worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, your son John

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report
card. It's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.